Mommy Confessions - Part 2

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  • Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease is random! Is nothing to be joked about!!! And is currently living in my sweet innocent baby!!! Which is making said innocent baby act like a tiny hellion!!! Super fussy and SUPER clingy. Breaks my heart to see her so uncomfortable! And is breaking G and I down completely. NOTHING you can do for it! Which in my opinion, is ridiculous! I mean really!!!! With all of this modern medicine and extreme technology our world has today, why haven't we made something to snip this disease in the butt!!! Like yesterday! For the love of this sleep deprived Momma! Lord help us please!
 
  • Said sick baby + sleep deprived Momma = SHE GETS WHATEVER SHE WANTS!!!! And in my opinion, is completely OKAY!!! Whatever makes her NOT scream and throw herself in the floor! "Oh sure baby, if you want to play in the toilet, you go right ahead" "Oh sweet child of mine. You want to pull everything out of our newly organized dresser, you go for it"! I mean really. Blisters everywhere. Inside and outside her little mouth! A few extra hours of cleaning and re-organizing for this Momma, won't kill me :)
 
  • Moonshine is the new "it" drink! Like forreal! Makes me sounds like a complete redneck. But don't knock it before you try it! Like seriously. Blueberry Moonshine to be exact! This may or may not be the reason I haven't locked myself in the bedroom this past weekend.
 
  • Taking a night out to be with one of your best girls...staying out WAY past your bedtime ..... and partaking in an EXTREMELY strong margarita, is the perfect medicine for an over tired Momma! And in my book completely acceptable! Momma's need away time too! And Daddy's are completely capable of taking on our Momma duties. For one night, at least! Thank you to all the Hubbies who let us wives/Mommas have our own time every now and again!
 
  • Lastly, why on earth do we spend 100's upon 100's of dollars on toys. The next best things. The "OH MY GOSH, she will totally love this and learn so much from it" toys, when all she REALLY wants is to take everything out of cabinets and drawers and tote those around! I mean seriously! How entertaining can a bowl and a spoon REALLY be! For the LOVE!!! Whatever makes her happy I guess!!!

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